Ok, so here’s a run down of things that have been pissing me off lately, right up until the present as I type this ranting, rambling diatribe. Starting a few weeks ago, I really lost all desire to be in school. I tried to play it off as my being bitter that winter break was over (bitter? me? NO), but the feeling took hold and wrestled me to the ground, stabbing me in the eyes with forks and frozen hot dogs until I decided that I really needed to find a way out. At about the same time I got sick, and that really didn’t help the situation. It became more like being in the colliseum, in unarmed combat against giant fork-armed hot dog demons with an appetite for sullivans unmatched by even the lion’s appetite for christians. I hear christians are damned tasty too. Anyhow, I kind of stopped doing work and what not, and the work I did manage to finish was pretty half assed. So after beating myself up over not doing work during times where I simply should have been working, I finally made a decision to drop down to minimum full time hours, and tough it out until the end of the semester. Sounds pretty reasonable…problem taken care of right? Yeah, that would be the case if my faceless bastard son of a car would start so I could go down to school and get these things taken care of, in addition to not missing my classes this afternoon. So after spending about an hour of digging out of a foot or so of that burning white death I call snow, the piece of shit doesn’t even have the common courtesy to start up. I guess it’s pissed at me for leaving it buried alive all weekend…and for never washing it…and maybe for blowing out its tires frequently, and for letting the undercarriage rust and the exhaust fall off, and for wrecking it and obliterating the front end…but I put gas in it, what more does it want. So right now, while I should be sitting merrily in my Illustrator class, making some badass werewolf picture for all of you (read: Klio) to love and enjoy, I’m instead sitting in here while I attempt my “Mechanics lamp on top of distributor cap no jutsu” in a last ditch effort to get my day’s plans rolling. If this doesn’t work I think I’m going to practice headstands in snowdrifts.
Oh and if all that isn’t enough to piss me off, I seem to be excreting some sort of fluorescent pink substance that only comes out after I shower. I have no evidence that it’s coming directly from me, but whatever the hell it is, it has stained my bath towel, and the shower floor, and ONLY happens when I use the shower. Maybe I was kidnapped by aliens and cross-bred with one of those hideous strawberry Little Debbie snacks, and my delicious pink filling is falling out. And I used to be so damn tasty.
And here’s today’s happy art bullshit, chock full o’ elf.

Or at least there WOULD be a picture there, if Brent’s hard drive had room for me to copy a jpeg image to the server. I’ll have to fix that later. There almost wasn’t enough space for me to save this update…
-sullivan