SO I’ve been busy busy busy for the last week making an uphill effort to drag my knowledge of HTML from the bowels of my memory and put them to use in building the art gallery. Heh. All I have to say is frames can eat a bag of hell. Slowly but surely it’s coming together, trust me on that one.
In much more important news though…
BRUCE “JESUS CHRIST” CAMPBELL!!!! GIVING ME BUNNY EARS!!!

If I ever had a keepsake, I think this is it. And yes I’m that ugly guy on the right, but in all fairness I think it’s a pretty bad picture of me. I’m not nearly that gruesome…at least I hope I’m not.
In any event, I got to see the myth, the man, the legend, live and up close at a lecture he was giving at Kent State University. The lecture itself was a blast, mostly a hilarious diatribe on the breakneck decline of the quality and the appalling unoriginality of our modern television and movie industries. His wit is nothing short of solid gold, shining throughout the entire presentation as he debased Hollywood, network television, the horrors of reality tv, and the morons in the audience, among others. Now it may not sound like anything new, but the man did his research, and it’s much more interesting to hear the perspective of a person in the industry, as opposed to some angsty assface who hates “the man.” Aside from that it was damn good to meet one of the few people I could actually consider a hero, a god, a shiny false idol that I’m more than happy to worship and burn in hell for. And while I’m being a complete waste of a fan-boy, I should mention that I also had him sign my Evil Dead lunchbox, and had him briefly relate to me some of the stories that Sam Raimi’s brother had from working at St. Elizabeth’s Hospital in Youngstown. Stories which seemed to be chock full of large objects being stuck in men’s asses. I was the happiest boy on earth.
More to come.
-sullivan