Pulp Heroes - A webcomic about men of action acting stupid.

Just in time for Christmas, kids: more senseless random violence. I suppose it was a mere indiscretion of judgment on the part of Artemis Prime to serve up a caffeine packed potable to one of nature’s most accepted, rampantly overpopulated rodents. His giving nature clouded his mind and prudence was lost in the thick-as-pea-soup fog of generosity as he made that selfless sacrifice to sate the thirst of our furry woodland friends. Had he only contemplated the consequences of his actions a moment or two longer, mayhap he would have realized that a triple espresso shot sucked down the gullet of most members of the family rodentia often results in total body aneurysm. We never knew you Mr. Chitter Nutkins, but you will be dearly missed.